Health Goth

March 4, 2016

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Tropical Trash

March 3, 2016

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn’t have to pay … Read More

Small Batch VHS

February 29, 2016

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Night of the Jaguar presents: Grim Lusk

February 28, 2016

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don’t be afraid to ride her. Hard. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he’d gone in head first, like Pete Rose. ¬°Soy loco por los Cornballs! This objectification of women has to stop. It’s just Mom and whores. I’m gonna … Read More

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