How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking “albino” on the form. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Oh, like when they say “poofter” to mean “tourist”, yes. The only thing more terrifying than the escaped lunatic’s hook was his twisted call… Hey campers! I should be in this Poof. And THAT’S why you always leave a note. What have we always said is the most important thing?