Night of the Jaguar presents: Grim Lusk

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don’t be afraid to ride her. Hard. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he’d gone in head first, like Pete Rose. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! This objectification of women has to stop. It’s just Mom and whores.

I’m gonna build me an airport, put my name on it. Why, Michael? So you can fly away from your feelings? Well excuse me, Judge Reinhold. I believe you will find the dessert to be both engrossing and high-grossing! So we don’t get dessert? I don’t want no part of yo’ tight-ass country club, ya freak bitch! You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you’ll be surprised at some of your phrasing. Did Ted make an appointment? No. Well then Ted can GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS OFFICE! YOU GET THE HELL OUT! I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I’m sure Egg is a great person.