Tropical Trash

I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, so now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands. There are dozens of us! DOZENS! Do the right thing here. String this blind girl along so that dad doesn’t have to pay … Read More

Night of the Jaguar presents: Grim Lusk

You stay on top of her Buddy. Don’t be afraid to ride her. Hard. Although George Michael had only got to second base, he’d gone in head first, like Pete Rose. ¡Soy loco por los Cornballs! This objectification of women has to stop. It’s just Mom and whores. I’m gonna … Read More


How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking “albino” on the form. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Oh, like when they say “poofter” to mean “tourist”, yes. The only thing more terrifying than … Read More


Are all the guys in here… you know? George Sr: No not all of them. Barry: Yeah. It’s never the ones you hope. That’s how Tony Wonder lost a nut. I’m foolish and I’m funny and I’m needy. Am I needy? Are you sure I’m not needy? ‘Cause I feel … Read More