Monthly Archives: October 2015

mydoom.exe

October 20, 2015

How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? She wanted to look 48. I nearly airbrushed her into oblivion. Ended up checking “albino” on the form. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? Oh, like when they say “poofter” to mean “tourist”, yes. The only thing more terrifying than … Read More